Sorry about the contest delay. It's Homecoming week and I'm still trying to relax after a rousing Cozy Day.
Now dazzle the judges with your scintillating mastery of the English langage and your creative wit.
Lurker Alert: For those of you who only read and are too timid to post a caption: get over it. We know who you are. We know what school you attend. We also know that if you are reading the blog you have nothing else better to do so you might as well enter the contest, instead of admiring the wit of others. Jump in; the blog-water is warm.