Thursday, May 31, 2007

Mono-Wheel Discrimination Ends

Urging for more diversity amongst his cycling Mustang brethren, one youngster rode his unicycle to school. "So I may not live in The Clem but the distance is still a factor. In fact, since I have only one wheel my distance is actually twice as far as those cycling with two wheels," explained Mono-wheel Mustang Man.
The only reason that makes any sense to me is because I teach English and opted out of being a math major...or minor.


dirtdawg50k said...

I would like know his actual mileage. Riding in from the parking lot to the school does not count. You are on to something. There must be a grant out there for bike racks!

unirider0909 said...

my actual milage was about 3/4 of a mile.

unirider0909 said...

sadly that unicycle is no more...i ran it over with the van on accident..such a tragedy